makeupbag:

http://makeupbag.tumblr.com/

tylenold:

it’s not you’re* or your*. it’s all Mine. everything is Mine

(via hi)

livelovehep:

sunalwaysshining:

meladoodle:

what if guys came coffee… i’ll have one ejaculatte please

I just spit out my coffee

You’re supposed to swallow it

(Source: meladoodle, via hi)

(Source: gerominoooo, via hi)

allonsyforever:

One time this boy in my math class ate an eraser

it was last week

i am seventeen years old

the class was A.P. calculus

(via hi)

mxtori:

businessinsider:

7 QUESTIONS YOU SHOULD ASK AT THE END OF EVERY JOB INTERVIEW.

Click here to find out why these questions help you.

This is so important!

I never know what to ask and end up looking like a fool cause I don’t have a question prepared.

Don’t be me.

(via primadonna-grrrl)

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

theleeryone:

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

what do you call a dictionary on drugs

If you say addictionary I swear to fucking god I will cut you

I was gonna say ‘high definition’ but yours is better

(via hi)


Sassy Whale [x]

Sassy Whale [x]

(Source: lizardpaws, via fuckyeahhardfemme)

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via hi)

Other people are not medicine.

It took me 9 years to figure that out  (via shante-atthedisco)

(Source: slutsandsinners, via neversaywedie)

Things that are super awkward:
When your boss reads your messages and there’s one from your bf abusing your boss..blast

britneyinventions:

I’m out at a birthday party and someone started taking pictures. You could see my friend’s crotch in one of the pictures and someone said, “Girl, close your legs. We just saw your Britney.”

I died.

britneyinventions:

I’m out at a birthday party and someone started taking pictures. You could see my friend’s crotch in one of the pictures and someone said, “Girl, close your legs. We just saw your Britney.”

I died.

crunchrapsupreme:

literally the most important show you’ll ever watch

(Source: bottombitchbucky, via nature-is-my-religion92)